Tis the Season!

Tis the season to be fucking (or, tis the season for butt fucking)
Fa la la la la la la la la
Pussy licking and cock sucking
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our chains and latex
Fa la la la la la la la la
lube and condoms. Practice Safe sex.
Fa la la la la la la la la


Masturbate Don't Detonate
Masturbate, don't detonate!
Orgasms are really great!
If you wanna rumble down below,
Bombs are not the way to go!

Oooh! Ahh! Oooh! Ahh!
Side step, booty shake, clap, clap! (clap and say clap at the same time)
Side step, booty shake, clap, clap!

Our weapon of choice is not a gun,
Our words are power,
Our toys are fun!
Use your hands for something better,
Everyone get off together!

Ooh! (Everyone takes turns making their fave orgasmic sound)

Soo...grab a partner and dosey-doe
It doesn't matter if they're a friend or foe,
You'll get that feeling between your thighs,
You won't get that if you militarize!

PERVERT
Gimme a B! B!
Gimme a D! D!
Gimme an S! S!
Gimme an M! M!

What's that spell?

Oh, oh! (orgasmic)

What's that spell?

P-E-R-V-E-R-T,
I'll show you what it means to me!
Sucking fucking standing up!
Shoving things up in your butt!
Tit clamps, piercings and rim jobs!
Twiddling, diddling with your knobs!
Boys in corsets, chicks with dicks,
Getting off on turning tricks!
Fat is sexy, bears are hot,
So saddle up and ride my cock!
I'll strap it on,
You wanna watch?
Let's get the states out of our crotch!
Lube me up and bind my wrists,
To fuck like this is to resist!
Give a cop a golden shower,
C'mon, baby, fight the power!


Cunt Muff Medley
Everyone praise your...

Gimme a C--celebrate
Gimme a U--u-ulate
Gimme an N--never get us down
Gimme a T--gonna march through town
What does that spell? Cunt!
What d'ya say? Cunt!
What's between your legs? Cunt!
In the beginning, we came from cunt

[this next part is to the tune of "just can't get enough" by depeche mode]
Once you've slept w/ one girl you've fucked the whole damm city
(it's true)
I just can't get a muff just can't get a muff
And getting drunk at Cattyshack
Is really really shitty
When you just can't get a muff
Just can't get a muff

Chorus: It's getting hotter
It's my burning muff
And I just can't seem to get enough good...

Every time I see you I have to go home and beat
(*sigh*)
I just can't get a muff
Just can't get a muff
Why do all my ex's still want to sleep with me?
I just can't get a muff
Just can't get a muff
Chorus

And when I come it means you're going down on me
I just can't get a muff
Just cant' get a muff
You're like a rainbow you always set me free
I just can't get a muff
Just can't get a muff
You'd be an angel if you'd give me your muff
And I just can't seem to get enough good
MUFF!


Gender Roles Are Such a Bore
one...two...three...four
gender roles are such a bore!
five...six...seven...eight
we think trans folk are real great!

fuck your blue
fuck your pink
fucker your gender roles
they stink!


Coming Out Day Cheer
Y'all ready for rhythm y'all ready for rhyme,
Come on everyone it's gender fuck time

Gender, gender, fuck it we say
Life's more fun with gender play.
Gender, gender, it's a fluid thing
Fuck their rules we're celebrating.


If I wanna wear whitey -tighties with my dress
Who are you messing with my happiness?
If I wanna wear high heals and I got a dick,
Leave me alone, don't be a gender prick.


BUTCH FEMME FAG DYKE Be who you are dress how you like.
OVERALLS LIPSTICK PANTIES TIES Don't be the gender police in disguise.
PRETTY CUTE HANDSOME TOO The secret is, JUST BE YOU
Gender, gender, fuck it we say Life's more fun with gender play.
Gender, gender, it's not what's down there, Assigning strict roles, that ain't fair.
Gender, gender, it's a fluid thing Fuck their rules we're celebrating.
I say fuck, you say gender FUCK, GENDER (2x)
I say gender, you say fuck GENDER, FUCK (2x)


Three Cheers for Choice

2 4 6 8
Don't like it don't ejaculate!

2 3 4 5
We will not apologize!
We are here to take a stand!
We need abortion on demand!

2 4 6 8
We're the ones who ovulate.
Not the church, not the state,
We decide our own FATE!


NO TO ALITO!
The A is for the ACCESS
to L Save our LIVES
The I is for the IGNORANCE behind which he hides
the T is for the THREATS to our reproductive rights
the O is for the OPTIONS for which we've got to fight!!

Alito's Anti Choice
you must protect yourself!
Run and tell your senators
he's bad for our health!

BREAK IT DOWN!!

I said BRRRRRRR! It's cold in here!
Stop teaching our kids abstinence and fear!
I said BRRRRRRR! It's cold in here!
You know safe sex is gonna disappear!
I said BRRRRRRR! It's cold in here!
There's more STDs in our schools in each year!
I said, OH-EE-OH-EE-OH! Teach safe sex!
OH-EE-OH-EE-OH! Teach safe sex!
(much slower, and SHOUT the last phrase) OH-EE-OH-EE-OH! TEACH SAFE SEX!



Barbie Likes to Masturbate
I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world....
2-4-6-8!!!!
Life's fantastic when you're plastic.... 2-4-6-8!!!!
Barbie likes to masturbate
She's been doin' it since age 8
And her skills are really great
2-4-6-8
Barbie likes to masterbate
Religion told her she should wait
And find herself a suitable mate
2-4-6-8
Barbie wouldn't take the bait!
So come on all you girls and boys,
Come on and grab your sex toys
Cause we're gonna make a lot of noise
Learning about our bodily joys
2-4-6-8
Everybody masturbate!!!

Why Oh Why
Why oh why
Should the men make the choice
What I do with my body
What I say with my voice?

Who oh who,
does Bush think that he is?
Putting laws on my body,
with those buddies of his?

Stomp-stomp-stomp-CLAP! (x4)

Bushie, bushie, darling dear!
Here's some-thing for you to hear!
We choose when to procreate,
'cause church and state don't ovulate!

U-S- Outta my Uterus

Chorus: I want the U-S outta my uterus
You better stop this stuff or we're gonna get tough

These laws hurt women
emotionally and physically
Bans on partial birth
will kill women quickly

Chorus

RU486 has made it's way
To the US- the US- The US of A
But if it's up to Bush it'll be gone soon
And American women won't have this boon

Chorus

Non-Monogomy Cheer

To all of you in a
monogomous relationship
who cheat on your partners
That is Bullshit!

Think you can get by
With all that gossip going on?
Well think again, honey
Cause you are very wrong!

You say you're a free lover
a feminist at heart
but you're making women mistrust women
and that don't fit the part.

Polyamory's the answer
but that takes work
so get up off your butt
and stop being a jerk!

Let's start a love revolution
and get it going on
with respect and honesty
so we all can play along!

Choice
(no tune, just cheer)
Women, men, raise your voice!
Rule your bodies,
C'mon get riled!
If you don't trust us with a choice,
How can you trust us with a child?
It's pro-choice, or no choice.
Abortion is a right!
We must stand united,
And fight ,fight ,fight!
Come on everybody,
We need your votes.
Cause when women use hangers
It should be for their coats!
Safe! Legal! Choice!

Big Judy (to the tune of Fat and Fabulous)
This is not my ideal
Straight life is such a bore
Cause girl on girl
is what I'm strivin' for

Bikin through town
Dykes galore
Hey ladies, yeah?
Let's fist more

I got Judy in the back
And Alanna up front
My secret is
I drink cunt


Now I'm in control
and i'm ready to riot
against these hetero demands
and i aint gonna buy it


I'm gonna strap it on
and use my mouth
cause what I'm sayin is let's go south (2x)
Cause what I'm sayin is use your mouth

Shoot the Rapist
Hey ladies!
Yeah?
Hey Ladies!
Yeah?
Are you ready?
Ready for what?
To shoot the rapist!
Hell yeah!!!

You put your 45 up in the sky
And shoot that dick between the thighs
Shoot the rapist
Shoot shoot the rapist
Shoot the rapist
Pow! Pow!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is that spelled with 3 snakes or 4
We're not gonna take it no more
Telling me I should be more silent
So that you can be more violent
No more patriarchal bull shit
You can just lick my clit
You are going to hear this
We are going to resist
We are going to fight back
We are going to attack


SSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is that spelled with 3 snakes or 4?
We're not gonna take it no more!!!


BRRRRRRR!

I said BRRRRRRR! It's cold in here!
Stop teaching our kids abstinence and fear!
I said BRRRRRRR! It's cold in here!
You know safe sex is gonna disappear!
I said BRRRRRRR! It's cold in here!
There's more STDs in our schools in each year!
I said, OH-EE-OH-EE-OH! Teach safe sex!
OH-EE-OH-EE-OH! Teach safe sex!
(much slower, and SHOUT the last phrase) OH-EE-OH-EE-OH! TEACH SAFE SEX!

Gender Matters
Gender Matters!
(stomp clap sequence_
Hey! all you gender benders
Hey! all you status quo offenders
cheerleaders want you to know
be proud- where ever you go!
Hey! all you boys in dresses
Hey! all you girls with short tresses
Cheerleaders want you to say
being yourself is always okay
cause we don't buy
the media lies
we don't care
whats between you thighs
it's time for you to shout
(stomp clap)
gender role are out!
it's time for us to shout!
cheerleaders are out!
wooo!


Trans Cheer
There was a little tranny
Who used to be a manny
Had to make a decision
And went with the incision
She knew her real gender
Some call her an offender
Shunned by all society
Refused to fight quietly
She said
Unlike you I know who I am
But this world just doesn't understand
That sex and gender are 2 different things
So join me now and get up and sing
Society loves gender
As long as you don't bend her
Society loves gender
As long as you don't bend her
They say if you're a girl
You gotta wear a skirt
They say if you're a boy
You gotta wear a tie
Well, those ain't our facts
And we ain't down with that
So get up, be proud, don't live a lie
We said get up, be proud, don't live a lie!

Burt McGirt in progress

The squad acts as a chorus, chanting the cheer. Individual cheerleaders serve as silent actors, acting out the scene sung by the chorus. Actors pop out of the chorus when they are up, and rejoin the chorus when they are done.

Roles:

Burt
Boss
EEOC
cop
arestee
shooter soldier
shot soldier

I know a man named Burt McGirt (Burt pops out from chorus).
Who feels super sexy in a mini skirt (Burt shakes his booty while playing with the hem of his skirt).
One day Burt wore his skirt to work (Burt walks/skips, as if heading to work)
But his boss was a total jerk (Boss pops out of chorus, arms accross her chest, cutting off Burt's path).
She sent Burt home to change his outfit (Boss sternly and authoritatively points finger in the direction opposite from which burt was walking, as if to tell Burt "Turn around and go home.")
Burt said "Fuck this shit, I quit." (Burt turns around, throws a pom-pom on the ground and stalks off angrily).
He tried to complain to the EEOC (EEOC pops out, Burt falls to his knees before EEOC, arms streched out, pleading for help).
But they don't protect gender identity (EEOC wags finger back and forth, shaking her head as if to say "no, no, no,").
What good are laws for? (cop and arrestee pop out).
To send you off to jail. (arrestee's hands are behind her back, as if they were cuffed. Cop leads arrestee away as if on a leash).
Or send you off to war. (shooter soldier shoots shot soldier, shot soldier falls down dead).
Anarchy Anarchy Anarchy Anarchy (everyone does their own chaotic thing)
Smash the mother fuckin state.